A very horrible book written by Stephenie Meyer which brainwahses tweens and stay at home moms into thinking that the perfect man is a controlling liar,and an old cradle robbing vampire. Oh also Bella Swan is a key device that shows all females that they can't do shit for themselves. The man is always right and the woman is weak sexual play toy that must be protected like property.I just want to get out my pots and pans so I can start cleaning when I read this book. Or I might just go to sleep and wait for a vampire to stalk me.
Can i hear a Cullen knows best over here????
Can i hear a Cullen knows best over here????
"Before you, Bella, my life was like an R rated movie. Very dark, but there were always women- some fat and some skinny but they were all to strong And then you shot across lap like pornstar. Suddently I was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was passion. When you were gone, when you disobeyed me, everything went black. I became angry, but my eyes were blinded by the smell of your blood. I couldn't see the whores anymore. And there was no more reason for me let you do anything for yourself.'"
a quote from twilight that has been edited so you don't get brainwashed
a quote from twilight that has been edited so you don't get brainwashed
by Avangelis July 14, 2008
One of the worst movies ever made about vampires which they don't even show when they suck blood, they just say that they are vampires. In this movie there is the star which his name is Edward and he sucks his father's balls. And Bella is in love with him because he is fast (The effects sucks balls), and he is strong (you can even see sometimes the string!). They're all assholes!! I really don't recommend it!!! You're gonna want to suicide if you watch this movie!!!
Edward: "Say it. Say it outloud!!"
Bella quietly saying: "You're an asshole"
Guy Watching the Movie: "OMG!! This movie sucks!!! And why is this movie called Twilight anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
Bella quietly saying: "You're an asshole"
Guy Watching the Movie: "OMG!! This movie sucks!!! And why is this movie called Twilight anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
by Danevati May 24, 2009
by Jiko Hitasura July 2, 2010
a vampire romance book/movie that girls obsess about because thats how they wanna be treated like how edward treats bella any way in the book they make vampires seeam like shiny and pretty creatures.
Obs
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Obsessed girl:OMG i wish i could go out with robert pattinson from twilight cuz i wanna be treated like Bella
Me:Fail....
Me:Fail....
by fuck yuuhh..... November 15, 2009
A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
by lloyd- April 12, 2009
That 100 year old non-human with no blood is so hot and he sparkles! I don't care if he's physically incapable of getting a boner because he has no blood, I'm gonna get myself pregnant from him anyway! -Twilight series
by candytrip August 4, 2008
by ADHDDD August 3, 2010