by exvbnf June 24, 2019

1. "Do you have a Twitter account?" - "Yes, I am a twat"
2. "Did you tweet last night?" - "Yes, I did twat"
2. "Did you tweet last night?" - "Yes, I did twat"
by Evel Knievel April 28, 2009

by Prohibit October 17, 2009

by {p}fifapo...lio.........perv September 17, 2015

To forcibly strike
Charlie is mildly choking on a grain of rice...
“Charlie, would you like me to twat you on the back?”
“Charlie, would you like me to twat you on the back?”
by Toist November 22, 2019

by Anne franklin October 20, 2008
