turtling

The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).

Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.

by Maryfaery June 25, 2004

Turtling

When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.

She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.

by slipperysnarf October 7, 2011

Turtling

Its when a girl hidea in a guys foreskin to keep warm or to hide from angry parents

Oh no his mom is coming i better start turtling

by Furry Fortnite loli hentai February 17, 2018

Turtling

When someone is trying to avoid a question and physically makes themself small like a turtle retreating into its shell

Stop turtling, you can't avoid the question.

by Seriousness213 September 7, 2019

Post Turtling

The belief of Corporate CEO’s with IQ of 60 that they achieved their position on ther own , though they don’t know what to do or how to get down from the post!

Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.

by Quixote February 12, 2019

Turtlin

When you are driving behind someone who is as slow as a turtle. This could also apply to someone walking or just being slow in general.

OMG stop turtlin and drive!

by ginna44 August 25, 2011

bird turgling

To turgle a bird. Which here means to poke a bird with a stick to the point of violence and or aggression. A technique often administered by the late Steve Irwin.

Not to be mistaken for Turd Burgling.

"Hey Bill how are you going to get rid of those pesky pigeons?"

"Well Bart, I am going to do some bird turgling until they decide to leave".

by Sarodactyl71 November 20, 2013