Turkish Speedbag

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.

Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!

by shagenwagen February 2, 2017

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Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019

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Turkish Snowday

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky

Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night

by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022

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Turkish Farmer

Commonly refers to a farmer who enjoys plowing the fields of Turkey. However, it can also refer to a young boy who has a pair of drumsticks for legs.

Other names for a Turkish Farmer include:
1: Turkatron 9000
2: Turkasaurus Rex
3: Pharmaceutical Turk

#1: That little blonde-haired boy looks like a Turkish farmer!

#2: Person 1: Hey, I just bought 2 packs of gum for the price of one. The pharmaceutical turk behind the register gave me and ULTRA discount.

Person 2: Wow, what a big bad Turkasaurus Rex.

by Turkasaurus Rex August 4, 2009

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