Truth Enema

Administration of pure and unadulterated truthfulness, the astringency of which is enough to cleanse the filthy bowels of a deluded soul.

Everybody kept telling Chris that they were sure his girlfriend was always working late and not staying behind to fuck her boss.
I being a true friend decided to administer a truth enema, and inform him that his girlfriend is probably getting reamed over the copy machine daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Thus he was able to able to cleanse himself of the female infectious human waste and lead a fulfilling life.

by Zoomlion January 15, 2010

The Truth 31

Legit YouTuber aka DC fanboy , *ahem* let me reiterate that, snyder fanboy that supports anything coming from Zack snyder even if it’s a pile of shit

Jk seriously, a funny YouTuber that like all of us just wanna see the snyderverse restored

The truth 31: ey whatsup my beautiful dc brothers and sisters dkdhcdifhcjdkfjffm

“Restore The SnyderVerse”

Subscribers: affirmative!

The Truth 31: good boy

by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022

alternative truth

a blatant lie. what Kellyanne Conway calls blatant lies by her administration when exposed on national television. see also bull mother fucking shit.

Sean Spicer's assertion that grass mats, biased photo cropping and secret service magnetometers hid the fact that Trump's inauguration crowd was, "the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration--period" goes beyond Trump's razor, to the realm of alternative truth.

by conanmalone January 22, 2017

My truth

Not THE truth. Something someone tries desperately to convince themselves of in order to justify their actions and opinions.

Scientist, "The simple scientific truth is that, aside from genetic anomalies, the human race has two genders as defined by their chromosomes."
Activist, "That may be YOUR truth but its not MY TRUTH. I identify as an ATTACK HELICOPTER."

by BOBimusREX March 2, 2019

truth nut

When someone tells their girlfriend that they’re cheating on them while having sex with them.

Person 1: John just told his girlfriend he was cheating while he was having sex with her.
Person 2: He gave her a real truth nut!

by Vtrevary November 10, 2019

Oppai is truth

Term used by the anime/weeb community to express their liking for a anime girl with particularly large breasts.

This phrase is for the people who like those them big ass tiddies
Largest oppai out of "flat is justice" and "medium is premium"

Megumin = Flat is justice
Aqua = Medium is premium
Darkness/Wiz = oppai is truth

by F1ynn June 23, 2021

truthfully

Used in place of the word honestly to sound coooler.

Girl 1: Did you study for today's test
Girl 2: Truthfully, idgaf about it

by Mindless Millennial December 1, 2017