running on a treadmill

To have sex. Preferably on or near a treadmill.

Jared: What were you guys doing down there?
Joe: We were just running on a treadmill

by Big Poopie February 20, 2021

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

fish on a treadmill

socially and emotionally awkward

when you are left high and dry , especially in an unfamiliar environment you shouldnt be surprised if you feel like a fish on a treadmill

by Sexydimma February 23, 2017

Like a Treadmill

When you say an action that has nothing to do with treadmills then "Like a treadmill" afterwards but in a cool voice so it seems cool

Person: "Mash potatoes, like a treadmill"

by Bosch... I'M NOT A NERD June 2, 2016

Italien treadmill

Italien treadmill is when you’re going to the bakken, and you stop by the nearest supermarket, to buy Italien Bread and a sixpack of beers

Hey bros, spoiler we go get an Italien treadmill?

by Hørm n’ Øren September 8, 2020