The act of gaping your partners anus wide enough to deposit ones feces inside. Soon after the reciever will continue this process on a fellow parter. This will continue until the feces reaches its final destination.
by d.m.n. October 22, 2006
Get the Cosby Transporter mug.A method used to describe from going to point A to point B; mixture between transporting and skateboarding; doing skateboarding tricks while transporting to another place.
by fecklespeckle May 11, 2008
Get the transportate mug.1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
Get the crustacean transportation mug.by New Brunswick Station (subchat) April 19, 2006
Get the transportation mug.When a dude cums into two girls' b-holes then sucks it out only to spit it into one of those skank's mouth. Skank #1 then spits it into skank #2's mouth who then spits it back in the dudes mouth. Then the dude spits it back into their b-holes.
Skank 1: OMG that sexy South American dude just gave me an Ecuadorian Transport!
Skank 2: Wow I wish my lame boyfriend could give me an Ecuadorian Transport. Now I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!
Skank 2: Wow I wish my lame boyfriend could give me an Ecuadorian Transport. Now I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!
by up in that ass like a gerbil March 18, 2011
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Get the mass transport mug.a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'
-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'
OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'
OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!
ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)
fat people are often not very quality transportation
she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)
fat people are often not very quality transportation
she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley June 6, 2011
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