ur grandpa transvestite

This is worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma tranny". This phrase should NOT be messed with and should ONLY be used under critical circumstances.

timothy: ur mom gay

me: no u

timothy: then ur dad lesbian

me: *red eyes* omae wa mou shindeiru
me: UR GRANDPA TRANSVESTITE

timothy: *instantaneously dies of embarrassment and defeat*

by donaldtrumpisntmydad March 11, 2018

whoa transvestite

Originally found in tv show 'The Family Guy,' now used by students everywhere to ensue outrage in teachers and principals the world over.

Hello class, My name's Mr. Bates, and I'll be taking youyr class today.

"Whoa, Transvestite!"

by Luke December 26, 2004

executive transvestite

A specific type of transvestite, the executive transvestite is a male that likes to dress in women's clothing when the mood strikes, which can be quite often for some and more intermittent for others. The style of dress is more conservative than other types of transvestites, and thus will generally not include mini-skirts or revealing tops. Most are heterosexual, and can often best be described as male lesbians, whereas other varieties of transvestites are often sexually confused and ambiguous. As such, executive transvestites are generally less feminine than other transvestites, and the lifestyle can be metaphorically described as "running, jumping, climbing trees, and putting on make-up while you're up there."

Eddie Izzard is an excellent example of an executive transvestite, which is at the opposite end of the spectrum as the classic "fucking weirdo transvestite."

by klopek007 January 26, 2010

papa transvestite

when your dad is a transvestite and somehow got a fucking hottie, fucked her and made you, you little faggot.

Is your dad gay, no hes a papa transvestite

by daddy oh November 15, 2016

Sweet Transvestite

Someone who is an overt pansexual who does not mind gender bending in many ways.

Chris is such a Sweet Transvestite. Yesterday at Shelley's party, I saw him kissing Mike in high heels and eating out Michelle in a muscle shirt.

by Dr.Strong June 15, 2010

fucking wierdo transvestite

1. A transvestite who is a Fucking wierdo
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"

Well, he's a fucking wierdo transvestite. Now THAT is an exeutive transvestite!

by Joe December 8, 2004

gransvestite

One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.

- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.

by markyspeaks February 23, 2006