Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!
by Tortilla Pants April 30, 2008
Get the Tortilla Pantsmug. A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC
It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of paint on your wall last night Mikey!
by w. Coastal Eddie December 14, 2008
Get the tortilla flatsmug. What happens to a super-hot young Mexican girl between 19 and 30 years of age. That inevitable mysterious 60+ pounds that turns a "10" into a "2" in just a few years.
Hey, Pedro, who was that chick you were with yesterday?
That was my sister, Maria. You know her.
Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER?
You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
Wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight.
That was my sister, Maria. You know her.
Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER?
You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
Wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight.
by Happy Diver November 2, 2011
Get the Tortilla Bombmug. by Hairypiglet November 3, 2013
Get the tortilla-tossermug. Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.
by rickard from mi. December 26, 2018
Get the Burnt tortillamug. Similar to a Tea Bag, a Rubber Tortilla is when you stretch your scrotum over a sleeping person's face.
by carriertone June 11, 2009
Get the Rubber Tortillamug. A Tortilla from the Killer Harris film Staring Sarah Sa
The tortilla comes to life when bled on a feasts on the souls of others turning them into tortillas
The tortilla comes to life when bled on a feasts on the souls of others turning them into tortillas
by KillerHarris July 29, 2011
Get the Angry Tortillamug.