touched

1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.

by Light Joker November 8, 2006

touched

to get stabbed

RV: How many times have i touched them kids, the whole opp block's been molested

by artz.IM March 11, 2020

Touched out

When you want to punch your toddler in the face and your women's self defense training comes to the front of your mind when your husband grabs your ass.

A touched out mom isn't good for anyone. Wean your damn 2 year old and ask your husband to whack off for a few days.

by Stan K. Phartz July 12, 2016

Touched cloth

To Have your shit touch your pants.

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.

by Josh_S September 16, 2008

touched

When someone is arrested or dealt with by law enforcement

Popsy the drug dealer got touched, now hes off the scene.

by Popsy January 13, 2005

touched by an angel

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

by graygoon January 12, 2010

touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006