Topher

Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM

My names topher and I think it’s gonna be olivia

by Potato1958 January 11, 2023

Topher

A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia

Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher

by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023

Topher

Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.

“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤

by SmellySpit March 20, 2021

Topher

Topher is a cat that looks like a generic, orange minecraft cat. They tend to be very cuddly and loving cats.

Look at Topher! He’s so cute!
Why does Topher look a tiny human gremlin?

by simple genius May 18, 2021

Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher

Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher

by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021

Topher

the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.

Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."

by topher_.xx January 12, 2025

Homewrecker (Topher)

Someone who is interfering a marital or familial relationship through engaging in the action of an affair with a member of the relationship.

"The Mexican man who lived at REV flirted and insinuated a hook-up with Christopher, despite already having a boyfriend. Christopher, knowing that the man had a boyfriend, was going to be a homewrecker (Topher)."

by Cracked Airpod August 3, 2024