Topher

Large goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also regret letting that info into the wild.

"Topher's mic is not to be trifled with you whelp"!

by Dahp January 8, 2024

Topher

Yall already know who he is

My name is topher

by The Garmenter April 5, 2023

Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Homewrecker (Topher)

Someone who is interfering a marital or familial relationship through engaging in the action of an affair with a member of the relationship.

"The Mexican man who lived at REV flirted and insinuated a hook-up with Christopher, despite already having a boyfriend. Christopher, knowing that the man had a boyfriend, was going to be a homewrecker (Topher)."

by Cracked Airpod August 3, 2024

tophering

whenever a guy is feeling mad litty, or is high on a good time, totally tubular in the slimy.

dude, i'm totally tophering right now.

Tophered:
dude i'm tophered as gods holy grace right now bro.

by cashguy July 25, 2023

Topher's Gyatt Syndrome

when anyone or anything has a long, round, chunky fat ass while wearing baggy clothing.

Edd: *Walking by*
Stalin: *Blushing* He has some severe topher's gyatt syndrome
bob: yep right?

by elephant666 December 31, 2023

Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.

He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023