moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick

Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021

Orange On A Toothpick

A description for a human with an abnormally large noggin. This phrase was used in the Mike Myers film “So I Married an Axe Murderer” by mr McKenzie to describe his son william’s head.

By God look at that kids head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick it is!

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

Toothpick

Tim getting wood after watching his grandma get out of her wheelchair.

Man, Tim did you just a toothpick watching your grandma get out her wheelchair?

by Steve Winters November 1, 2003

H. E. double toothpicks

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

by Light Joker September 14, 2004

Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.

I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.

by dhb1990 January 3, 2015

toothpick guy

A toothpick guy is someone who is gay

Guy 1: Hey why is that toothpick guy sucking dick
Guy2: Because he is gay

by Mwille February 13, 2017

ToothPlucker

A ToothPlucker is someone so fierce and feared and violent and a warrior that nobody would ever seriously mess with them. They would pluck your teeth one tooth by one with their bare hands in a matter of seconds. You'd literally be toothless if you messed with them.

Wouldn't do that friend, that guy is one serious ToothPlucker.
You want your fucking teeth or you don't dude, that guy is one bad-ass Toothplucker
You're gonna have to go ToothPlucker on this guy man, it's that serious now. He stole your cats.
I heard this ToothPlucker dude left 18 men with no teeth in a 2-hour drive. Didn't even use a tool.
Nah dude, not a dentist. Go to urbandictionary and look up ToothPlucker.

by The_McMeow December 30, 2019