toothpaste hangover

The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.

Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to that gosh-darned toothpaste hangover!

by Yoda Pez June 14, 2011

Cupid's toothpaste

Sperm, particularly in a womans mouth

"Bosh bosh, give her both lumps, she was brushing with cupid's toothpaste this morning."

by Da Real JZ January 3, 2009

Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
-or-
"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

by Pepper May 13, 2005

Toothpaste Jenga

A game of spite where one person squeezes a seemingly impossible blob of toothpaste out of the nearly-used-up toothpaste tube, thus making it even harder for the next person to squeeze out toothpaste.

L: "Wow - I thought we finished that tube yesterday"
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."

by mjbiz3000 September 19, 2009

toothpaste tongue

the gross taste that all food acquires just after brushing your teeth

dude last night I got Starbucks but I had to spit it out, it was a total toothpaste tongue!

by scbe6811 September 2, 2010

Unclean Toothpaste

The act of a man having sexual intercourse with a woman, ejaculating onto a toothbrush, and making the woman brush her teeth with it.

Yo I had sex with this hot chick last night, but her teeth were in terrible condition. So I made her brush her teeth with Unclean Toothpaste.

by yeayea friedman February 21, 2011

Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.

Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”

by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019