toolbox

pretty much just a tool
but so much of one
you know? good.

"Dude, Holly's sucha toolbox. She's unbelievable"

by sarah michelle March 7, 2007

Empty Toolbox

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday

Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK

by draino destroier April 21, 2010

Came out of the toolbox

A term used to describe someone who joined, switched into, or revealed that they were/are an Engineer after claiming otherwise for a long time. This is actually very common for students who originally wanted to do Engineering, but left it for something else because they thought it would end up boring, or because of annoying parents. In some rare cases, an art student will come out of the toolbox, and if they are successful they will be hated by everyone for being both left and right-brained.

Some warning signs could be: Tinkering when no one is around, playing with Legos too much, and casually building the Iron Man armor in the garage.

"Hey, did you hear Tony came out of the toolbox?"
"Pshh, doesn't surprise me. Animation was just a cover-up, I knew ever since I saw him 3D printing in the library"

by whispy82 February 2, 2015

Show 'em my toolbox

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.

My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.

by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009

toolbox scale

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers

Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018

Toolbox Kick

An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.

A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.

Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.

Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"

by Less Than Satisfactory Failure October 9, 2009

grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.

" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox

by 427big cat November 9, 2018