Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.

Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.

by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020

Flag

Get the Toobiningmug.

Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

by Mil3druid4 October 19, 2020

Flag

Get the Toobin’mug.

TOOBIN

Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)

Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!

by Fischhead October 19, 2020

Flag

Get the TOOBINmug.

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Flag

Get the Toobin’mug.

TOOBIN

Masterbating while in an online meeting.

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!

by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020

Flag

Get the TOOBINmug.

toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.

"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Flag