by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020
To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.
Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?
Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!
Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!
by Mil3druid4 October 20, 2020
by Fischhead October 20, 2020
The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.
by RightRev October 20, 2020
Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.
"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
by VileBoy October 20, 2020
Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,
kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020