bathtub tobacco

Tobacco that has been produced in someones bathtub. Literally unregulated hookah tobacco produced under very bad hygienical conditions

frozen irn bru is just bathtub tobacco

by Catalyst14141 December 6, 2020

play-tonic

Somebody who is a really good friend but also really amazing at playing videogames.

Person 1: Did you see Rajonite's stream last night?

Person 2: Ya, it was play-tonic as hell!

by Kifo January 7, 2023

Sterling Rolling Tobacco

A brand of rolling tobacco sold in the uk that tastes like the smell of paint. Only smoked because of it's cheap price tag.

Person 1: I had a sterling rollie today it tasted disgusting but it was all I had.

Person 2: Ah that's sterling rolling tobacco for you, shit tastes like the smell of paint.

Person 1: Yeah that's what that taste was even dry stale water damaged Mayfairs taste nicer.

by Ch1ngch0ngp1ngp0ng September 11, 2019

Tenacious D

The best fucking damned, hard-rocking band in the universe

Double Team
Damn!!
a hard days rockin'
better slip off my shoes
let me get a little stretch and a bend
dip my toes to jacuzzi, baby
slip out this book Butress of Windsor
HO HO HO who's this how's it goin'
that's the first thing I say to you
how's it goin, are you flowin'
listen honey
thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you
showin' growin'
man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
and squeeeeeeeze
take off your blouse and your underpants
then take a look cause here me and KG come naked out of the sidehatch
with the oils and purfume and insents
Now you're groovin'
put on a coll 70's groove
a funky groove to fuck to
a funky groove to fuck toooo
me
me and KG
its all about sex supreme we likes the cream jeans
have you ever been worked on but you guys who are hot for
your snatch
thats what Im offerin' you
you step into our room
sniff
and then you smell the purfume
you lay upon our roundish bed
and then you feel a tickling on your head
its KG with the feather and the french tickler
look aout baby he got the tools
and then you fell somethin down by your toes
its me its JB
Im sucking on your toes
we dont mind suckin' on toes
good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes
havin' sex with me and KG
now you talkin' doubleteam
SUPREME

by GdQaUnAeG February 25, 2005

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

wacky tobaccy juice

Cannabis grinded down in a blender and somesort of fruit juice added to it.

"mmmmm this wacky tobaccy juice has a reeeeal kick to it conor and paul!"
"What the fuck matt?"

by matt ashton September 20, 2006

Bonac Tonic

A nickname used by bonackers when referring to Hampton Dairy brand iced tea (a beverage that comes in a green and yellow carton, and is real, fresh brewed tea)

"Im going to the deli to get a sandwich and some Bonac Tonic, Bub"

by Lady Bonac January 8, 2010