Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.

"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"

by Humptulips November 25, 2009

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.

Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.

by Sara Heyn October 14, 2008

tom cruise

the man who invented pink

im tom cruise and im a douchebag

by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise tom krooz
1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.

1. That Michelle Rodriguez is a real Tom Cruise,she should get with Ellen.

2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.

by BookerP November 6, 2006

tom cruise

synonym for stupid ass scientologist mother fucker; really gay actor who stared in top gun; synonym for gay

tom cruise is a cock monger
tom cruise come out of the closet
fuck you tom cruise

by Poopeater December 26, 2006

Tom Cruise

Just plain super crazy

tom cruise is super crazy

by Kevin flet December 27, 2008

tom cruise

Played Anne Rices Lestat perfectly. Much better than that Stuart Townsend hack.

Tom Cruise played the Vampire Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006