Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.
"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"
by Humptulips November 26, 2009
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Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.
Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
by Sara Heyn August 19, 2008
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im tom cruise and im a douchebag
by andrew osullivan December 04, 2006
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1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. That Michelle Rodriguez is a real Tom Cruise,she should get with Ellen.

2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
by BookerP November 06, 2006
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synonym for stupid ass scientologist mother fucker; really gay actor who stared in top gun; synonym for gay
tom cruise is a cock monger
tom cruise come out of the closet
fuck you tom cruise
by Poopeater December 22, 2006
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Played Anne Rices Lestat perfectly. Much better than that Stuart Townsend hack.
Tom Cruise played the Vampire Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
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