clinton township

Home of the gayest PIGS in the country. Since CT has one of the lowest crime rates in the country the CTPD has nothing better to do but pull over young kids and search them for drugs. Every cop is looking for the next big drug bust. Cops have even been suspected of planting drugs on kids and demanding sexual favors from girls. Some even have sex with North Hunterdon High School students and spread Genital Herpes around the school. If you can avoid CT then by all means do so.
On a brighter note, its home of some of the best public schools in the country. All Blue Ribbon awarded but it is not the best place to raise children. See: Hunterdon County

If your driving past 10 o'clock in Clinton Township and your under 25 and are with friends prepare to be pulled over, grilled with questions, taken out of the car and searched. Not really sure why you would drive around past 10 since there is nothing to do in that town but whatever...

by The Man in HC May 8, 2006

Ocean Township

A sprawled-out, over-populated, and extremely congested suburban community located in Monmouth County on the Jersey Shore, sandwiched between West Long Branch, Eatontown, Asbury Park, Tinton Falls, and Deal. While the town has some diversity, it is mostly full of spoiled upper-middle-class kids who drive their parent's cars and can't handle themselves at parties. A lot of the guys who live here are loud-mouth pussies who talk a lot of shit, and mostly all the girls are skanks. In the summertime, the neighboring shore communities of Deal and West Long Branch attract an unwelcomed seasonal migration of bennies, specifically wealthy Syrian Jews from Brooklyn, Staten Island, and Manhattan. They greatly increase the ammount of traffic congestion and car accidents in Ocean Township during the summer, because they are just about the worst drivers imaginable. Anyone who has driven in Ocean Township in the summertime knows to watch out for that Mercedes Benz S550 with New York plates going 25 mph in a 40 mph zone, because they are about to get over to the left to make a sweeping right turn at 4 mph without using their turn signal and while talking on the phone. But by far the worst thing about Ocean Township is the overly-funded, overly-equipped police force that patrols the town in mass numbers, hunting for opportunities to meet their quotas and raise revenue to help patch up the multi-billion dollar budget deficit of the State of New Jersey. Instead of fighting crime, this self-righteous suburban police force of almost 100 officers spends the day racking up tickets for traffic violations and other minor offenses that no one gives a fuck about. They mostly prey on the 15-25 age group, indifferent to the fact that most of these young people are children of tax-paying home-owners. In municipal court on Tuesday mornings, you'll probably run into at least ten people you know; and count on paying at least several hundred dollars worth of ser-charges to the state. Fuck this place. Why the hell did my family decide to live here?

Dave, Tom, Jen, and Heather got arrested in Ocean Township cause they got in a car crash with a benny on route 35 and then the cops searched their car and found a bag of weed in the trunk.

by Mr. Ferrari July 27, 2009

Egg Harbor Township

Suburb in south jersey. Where mostly Atlantic City, Margate, Mays landing, Brigantine, and Ventnor move to because they want to live in a better house. There's really nothing to do in EHT. Its wack as hell

Brian: Yo come to my crib today
Chris: Where you live at?
Brian: Egg Harbor Township
Chris: Nigga EHT wack as hell. Why dont you come to the city?
Brian: Aight ma nigga

by sOuth jerzey babii3 August 20, 2008

Ocean Township

Ocean Township. There are many words that can decribe Ocean TWP, but the best one is GAY. Ocean is filled with shitty people, and traffic. The Police in ocean are biased mother fuckers, and everyone talks about eachother. Ocean has its fair share of Jocks, Gangsters, Assholes, Wannabees, and whatever else. but the main point is that most EVERYONE IS A BITCH! Most of the people in ocean will rat on you, and then brag about it to to thier buddys. There are a very few people in ocean that are cool, and noone has good drugs. Ocean's claim to fame is lillte 90lb girls who drink a bottle of everclear and go to the hospital.

Hey man you want to go to Ocean Township, nah man i dont want to be ratted out, and arrested.

by Patchy O'Hoolihans January 1, 2006

Ocean Township

The absolute most piece of shit school district in all of America. Honestly if you are a parent and reading this. Ocean is a place with douchebag children who literally fuck the teachers and don’t even get in trouble. I’d rather slam my tounge in a car door than go back to that shit place. All the white people think they are hard because they have a single black friend. Honestly fuck ocean and anyone affiliated with it. Also fuck OTF, you guys haven’t been good since Kenny Pickett and Tyler Thompson left your pathetic crap of a school. Ocean is bully central of New Jersey with the most sluts and attention whores I’ve ever seen on the fucking planet. God damn no wonder so many people leave this fucking place.

Oh, you go to Ocean Township? Damn that’s ass, I heard they have a gang in their school.

Damn, I heard people get jumped in the hallways at Ocean Township.

by GodofOcean October 26, 2018

Burlington Township High School

High school in New Jersey where everybody looks up to and want to be like a really cool student named Logan Ward.

“Burlington Township High School, that is where that awesome really cool guy named Logan Ward goes!”

by Toastyyoshi October 26, 2019

Franklin Township

A rural area within Carbon County Pennsylvania, consisting of various farm lands, rolling hills, and open fields. Land mass is 15.1 square miles. Population approx. 4243. It's a location where the men are men, and in some cases so are the women. From an outsider it would appear to be Ku Klux Klan Territory, a redneck heaven, or just plain old hillybilly deluxe at it's finest!

Billy Bob: Hey...let's go on down to Franklin Township and do some cow tippin whadya say now?

Jim Bob: Oh heck ya, Franklin Township is where its at for some backwoods entertainment! Heyna!

by ladyredblue January 15, 2009