toatsie

A tootsie ( a cutey) who is toastable (sexable).

Omg, that guy is so toatsie!

by Toootsie January 3, 2007

toats m'goats

synonym for fuck my life

Janson: Dude, Bridget fucked me over last night.

Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?

Janson: Yea...toats m'goats

by Goose and Maverick August 20, 2009

toats mc goats

A phrase used by the elderly generation, most likely to mock or make fun of today's younger generation. ""Totes" is a shortened version of "totally" that is often used in text or commenting on social media. "Mc goats" came in as a form of mockery because it rhymes with "totes", and the spelling was changed to "toats" so it looks like goats a well.

My elderly grandfather finally got a cellphone and sent me a text message saying "This is toats mc goats cool."

by Natalieeee013 December 19, 2013

toates

a slang word for balls

i wanna kick him in the toates

by youwishyouknewlol October 16, 2006

toats magoats

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..

John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"

by Yjacob June 28, 2011

toata

A person that tells cancerous jokes.

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. If someone says those type of jokes call them a toata."

by Sir. Faggot December 19, 2017

TOATS

Toats are a registered name for a very healthy cookie.

I crave toats everyday

by mstoats August 24, 2018