Beer

An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians

S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.

by Christophercolumbus July 16, 2008

beer

Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.

I need beer to survive.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007

Beer

1)true holy water
2)fermented shit dat taste good
3)the best kind of drug

by Beezelbub September 12, 2003

Beer

A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.

Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?

Man: Why yes, yes I do!

by bdawg25 November 5, 2010

Beer

Quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.

Wow, Gimme a beer or i will kill you.

by SvenJamin November 27, 2007

beer

beer its liquid bread its good 4 u

im gonna drink till i speww ewwwww

by lilly June 14, 2004

Beer

A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.

Guy1: WOW! She is hot!
Guy2: Man, no more beer for you.

by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005