Tiny Baby

Used to describe a small dude in the gym. Also to describe a small dude in general, that is not actually a baby.

Put some more weight on that bar, Tiny Baby.

by TBK13 January 12, 2011

Tiny Dick Syndrome

A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.

A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.

by DarthDesolus April 22, 2010

Tiny 290

An overweight woman.

Look at that Tiny 290! She just ordered two Big Macs!

by babercakes32 May 13, 2009

tiny taco man

Short hispanic dude whos chilling with the platoon

Hey Branch you are a tiny taco man.

by j76815 March 27, 2019

Tiny Violin

When someone is complaining about something that is dumb, doesn’t matter, or you just don’t care about at all

Becky: Omg my mom wouldn’t let me go over to kyle’s house yesterday because she’s afraid we’ll fuck she’s such a bitch omg

Me: Tiny Violins Becky

by Blooooooooo December 4, 2019

tiny buddy

A tiny buddy is usually a script kiddie or a person who is your buddy who is very tiny

Pin: Hey layta, you're a tiny buddy
Layta: SHUT THE FUCK UP SKID! HOW DO YOU MONITOR FILE DESCRIPTORS WITH EPOLL EVENTS?!?!?!?!
Pin: *cries*

by tinybuddy March 27, 2022

tiny tank

A condition in which one has a small bladder or frequent urge to urinate.

Person 1: Hey man, pull over at the next gas station. I gotta go again.
Person 2: Geez, we just stopped five miles ago. You have major league tiny tank or what?

by vidgeek February 6, 2008