mouth tinkler

A person who likes to urinate in other people's mouths.

"Andrew is a total mouth tinkler."

by cm-dk December 27, 2008

Crinkle tinkle

The butt hole twister

Damn did she just give you the crinkle tinkle

by creamingyourkrisp October 21, 2019

tinkle tracks

The spots of pee that are visable on a gals pants or skirt after taking a pee. Usually caused by excessive alcohol or being in a hurry.

Cindy was in such a hurry to get to her meeting that she had tinkle tracks on her pants after she left the bathroom.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

ticklet

A penis that is at least as long as a tictac but smaller than a chicklet.

Dude you know that girl you slept with last week?

Yeah

Dude she says you have a ticklet! Just wanted to let you know. That's what friends are for bro.

Dude! WTF, she's a lesbian.

Yeah well she almost slept with you, so that makes you either a bitch or you have a small dick. She said you whipped it out and she couldn't stop laughing!

by Dikembe the Charlie Boy October 23, 2011

tinkle

A polite term used to describe one who has to let go of the preasure of the fluids in their blader.

Child: mommy i have to tinkle!
Mother: Okay dear just remember, if you sprinkle while you tinkle be a sweaty and wipe the seaty, ok hun

by anon June 26, 2004

tinkler

A substitute word for penis. Usually used by moms and dads when talking to their little boys. Sometimes used when conversing with juveniles. It could conceivably used by adults.

"Timmy, wipe your tinkler after you go wee wee in the toilet."

"That woman gives me a stiff tinkler!"

by JiveClive July 23, 2012

Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.

Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

by Johnny Mo November 7, 2006