Go slap some Thighs every Thursday. Just wait it will go around your school too. If it doesn’t already
by ThighSlapper April 12, 2019
Get the Thigh Slap Thursday mug.The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.
In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.
by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022
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Get the think and drink thursday mug."Oh yeah? I created something called a thurrito. It's a burrito, within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito. Its a total mind-blinder"
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Mister Paulson's new hat is sooooo thurjury, too bad that dude isn't here right now, I'd go thurjury on his ass and take it.
by Gustopheles January 19, 2008
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2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion
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3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion
Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.
Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.
Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class
Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.
Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
Get the wednesday thursday friday mug.Represents a measure of time, being the long-term memory of popular culture (and sixteen year old girls in particular), since both seem to have trouble recalling anything that happened before last Thursday.
As a span of time, Last Thursday lies somewhere between a hundred years ago and the present, and is always followed by last Friday.
As a span of time, Last Thursday lies somewhere between a hundred years ago and the present, and is always followed by last Friday.
It is widely accepted that anything that did not take place this week took place Last Thursday. That is unless this event took place back in the day, which is of course a Wednesday.
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