Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."

by DarbyCrash69 October 6, 2023

2002 Ford Thunderbird

A luxury vehicle with a convertible body style made by Ford with 252 horsepower from its 3.9 liter DOHC V8 engine, paired with a 1 door on each side shell.

I have to scrap my 2002 Ford Thunderbird, unfortunately.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026