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white thronson

a white thronson is when you jizz on a bitches face and then dick-slap her till shes purple... and white
josh: what u do last night bro?
brad: got drunk and gave my chick a white thronson
by Da GranJizzer July 26, 2011
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Thonton

The name given to only true legends. His alternative name is Thor, and he is a champion among friends. Just a great human being who will make anyone’s life better if he is in it. He gives great advice and is wise beyond his years. He likes to party and snores loud.
Her: Hey look there’s Thor!

Her 2: No, common mistake, it is Thonton
by Bagelbites701 November 28, 2021
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Thornton

The perfect mix of charisma, compassion, and curiosity. Thorntons are like little housecats that know how to warm up to new people by metaphorically rubbing up against their leg and purring. Luckily, Thorntons don't have to be taken to the vet and they don't need the litter box. Most of them can just use the toilet haha. If you leave food out for Thorntons, they'll eat it. No questions asked. They love a little chin rub, too. But human chins. Thorntons are sometimes afraid of dogs, and they're covered in hair from head to toe. Thorntons are prone to violence.
by thorntonisnotacat May 2, 2022
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throwtonate

a portmanteau of "throw" and "detonate" - the act of detonating a remote explosive mid-air after a throw.

Coined by Damien Haas on Smosh's video "Damien's Dungeon Training (NOT SEXY!!)" released September 30th, 2022.
I gotta blow up that crack rock, but it's pretty high, so, maybe I can throwtonate the bomb.
by Poolside Toilet Productions September 30, 2022
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Throwtonate

the act of detonating a remote explosive mid-air after throwing it; a portmanteau of "throw" and "detonate"

Coined by Damien Haas on Smosh's "Damien's Dungeon Training (NOT SEXY!!)" published on YouTube on September 30, 2022.
If a breach point is too high on a wall, you may need to use the throwtonate technique.
by Poolside Toilet Productions September 30, 2022
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Thornton

To thornton (v): a sexual act pertaining to scataphilial/coprophilial fore-play; dipping the scrotum and testicle(s) upon the excretion of a partner's excreting anus and then offering the coated scrotum to the, or any additional partner's tongue. This sexual act is celebrated as a delicacy among scatologically inclined fetish communities and groups.
Time for a Licks Thornton.
After some anilingus, Thornton Licks followed naturally and eventually by a good felching, Sir.
by Ben Gee Kat December 25, 2022
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Thornton Savage

The P4P Goat, greatest human being OAT, smartest man alive who IQ rivals Albert Einstein, main character in any situation possible, out benches ronnie coleman, arnold, and larry wheels at the same time, overall the goat.
Pablo: Dude you remind me of Thornton Savage

Lebron: Thats the greatest compliment I've ever gotten
by Bangbomb November 22, 2023
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