"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way"
by Leap Day William February 28, 2012
A sexual encounter involving three people, two of whom are classical musicians. This gives the sex act an intriguing dynamic. Gender doesn't matter.
by gravity train January 25, 2009
In an Alabama three way, three men get each other close to cumming via anal sex. They then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a penis to head circular'ish configuration, laying down. Finally, each smacks his own cock against the forehead of another until he cums, spewing semen plus a frothy mix of leftover anal lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees' faces.
During a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, Rick Saintwhoreman, Mittens and Salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. When she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night's vigorous Alabama Three Way congress.
by ZentaiKitty February 26, 2012
Banging your girlfriend on the couch and your dog licks your nuts. You must finish the banging despite the dog licking.
by Dickhammer February 12, 2009
1) A sexual position with a single partner where visual and auditory stimuli are temporarily deadened. At that point in time one is in a superposition where penetration is occurring in all orifices simultaneous. Upon the return of auditory and visual stimuli, the wave form collapses and only one orifice is being penetrated.
2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.
2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.
1) "I had the most amazing time last night. My girlfriend put earplugs on me then we started having sex. Right when I was about to finish she put a blind fold on me and I felt like I experienced Schrödinger's Three Way!"
2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"
2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"
by Dr. Whom November 09, 2012
n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.
Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?
by Gorillafaceoff May 15, 2011
A) To do something a number of ways to achieve the desired result.
Ex. I glued, screwed, and nailed that table leg back on. Its fastened three ways from sunday.
B) Numerous reasons that something can't be fixed.
Ex. That old tractor has a cracked block, a broken steering wheel, and the transmission is shot. Its fucked three ways from sunday.
Ex. I glued, screwed, and nailed that table leg back on. Its fastened three ways from sunday.
B) Numerous reasons that something can't be fixed.
Ex. That old tractor has a cracked block, a broken steering wheel, and the transmission is shot. Its fucked three ways from sunday.
by Ryan00101101 February 15, 2017