A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
by Raziel February 4, 2004
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Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache
Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache
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Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"
Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"
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Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"
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William Safire: "Bad call!"
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William Safire: "Bad call!"
Chief Justice Earl Warren: "Poor judgment."
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