A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
by Raziel February 4, 2004
A fan theory that the plot of a tv show/movie/video game is actually all a dream by the main character, most likely because of a coma. Alternately all or most characters are really dead or in hell or whatever sounds edgy. The most lame and overused of all fantheories, no one particularly cares for it. This however does not stop tweens from posting their "original" fan theory on every relevant message board they know anyway.
by hagueharry January 20, 2014
by Anonymous33745 March 25, 2010
Theory of Everything (ToE) is the point in quantum theory Level 4 where the entire data set of everything ever known to exist is resolved in a simple equation: Life = Zero or One (depending on the size of your shaft)
I was bummed out when I my wife died, but then I read about Theory of Everything in hustler magazine.
by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013
The theory that the shorter the first name the greater the likelihood that person has a mustache. Only holds true for White Males that live in the United States.
Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache
Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache
Stranger to gentleman with finely combed mustache: "Hello fine sir, may I trouble you for your name?"
Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"
Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"
Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"
Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"
by Brandon with no mustache January 8, 2011
A Washington Redskins cornerback prevents a Dallas touchdown, but is called for pass interference.
William Safire: "Bad call!"
Chief Justice Earl Warren: "Poor judgment."
National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger: "On vot theory?"
William Safire: "Bad call!"
Chief Justice Earl Warren: "Poor judgment."
National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger: "On vot theory?"
by LexAveNYC May 10, 2009
This definition is specifically related to the decks and presentations used in corporate, government and other sectors.
FAT is an acronym for:
Flowful(F)
Aesthetic(A)
Thorough(T)
According to the FAT Theory : A good deck should have these 3 elements. For eg: The various individual slides should be in a flow communicating a bigger picture. The deck should be aesthetic, more visual than textual. And most importantly, the data in the slides should be thorough!
FAT is an acronym for:
Flowful(F)
Aesthetic(A)
Thorough(T)
According to the FAT Theory : A good deck should have these 3 elements. For eg: The various individual slides should be in a flow communicating a bigger picture. The deck should be aesthetic, more visual than textual. And most importantly, the data in the slides should be thorough!
Hey Dave, I want that deck based on FAT Theory
This is such a FAT Presentation/Deck
That was FATistic
This is such a FAT Presentation/Deck
That was FATistic
by 27weeks March 3, 2021