A brave soldier whos only purpose in life is dispose of nuclear waste.
I haven't used the bathroom in a while, well off to the toilet.
by Doddman July 3, 2010
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A simple and awesome word to describe something or someone in general if they're/it's bad, awful, crap, shit, dire, wasteful, terrible, atrocious, dreadful etc.
Work is toilet.
John's skills at gaming are toilet.
I had sex in the garden yesterday, but the girl was toilet.
McDonald's is the greatest, Burger King is toilet.
by jorelwarpath May 14, 2011
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The new habitat reserved for Miley Cyrus' career.
"Hey man, where do you think Miley's career is going?"

"Oh it's gonna end up in the toilet."
by theguitarfreak January 27, 2014
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(1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit.

(2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"

(3) verb: he was dead on his toilet
That guy had no personality, he is really dead on the toilet.

I drank alot last night, I was dead on the toilet
by namllrn April 29, 2004
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The thing where 99% of ppl are scared of because they don’t wanna die. Don’t worry kids, the toilet won’t eat you. Toilets have mouths tho, so maybe it CAN eat you. Beware, children
by Getoutofmyhouse December 8, 2018
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Bill: yo how are you doing?
Samuel: bad, its like a toilet
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