Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021

Ayden Humphrey

A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long

hey yo dude, did you see the new kid? yeah man, he looks like a total Ayden Humphrey

by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021

maddy humphrey

a lanky figure

BOY 1: wow she’s a maddy humphrey look at that!
BOY 2 : OMG she is as well!

by annabella67 April 15, 2020

Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014

Ethan Humphrey

he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares

Ethan Humphrey is a real g

by ya nans worst noightmare October 7, 2020

Humphrey Bogart

When you pass someone the pen and they just keep holding it.

“Hey Humphrey Bogart, you wanna pass that back??”

by MilkHandles June 6, 2020

Nash Humphrey

Nash's forehead is bigger than his future

Nash Humphrey likes men

by fortfag February 9, 2021