“The Emperor,” The God, The Man Who Shows No Mercy To His Enemy. His Greatest Gift Is Hatred To Humanity
by Ghxst Unknown November 21, 2021
Get the Emperor Hartmannmug. someone who has a huge mind complex of being the best there can be, outdoing everyone, and being their own form of supreme being, having enough money to spend on 10 people a month, talking like they own everything, and understanding every tribe of people. Meanwhile having delusions about everything wasting resources left right and center and not giving a shit about poorer people or lesser subhumans.
That guy acts like some evil space emperor, he tries to be darth vader in real life and a copy of Obama
by Kosanavian Emperor June 22, 2014
Get the Space Emperormug. by winterhayleblackburn April 5, 2019
Get the Emperor Kaimug. Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy
You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!
by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008
Get the Emperor's Goosemug. (n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.
So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.
by BlaWel February 23, 2010
Get the Roman Emperormug. by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006
Get the Emperor Of The Closetmug. A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.
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by mellowmelmel November 6, 2018
Get the Emperor(Splatoon)mug.