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The Emoji Movie

Now I'm not a scientist or anything but my theory for 2017 Hollywood's "The Emoji Movie" is most likely the #1 reason the suicide percent has gone up drastically in the past year. I mean HELL! In Florida since 2016 the suicide rates went up to over a staggering 14.2!
The Emoji Movie Review:
"I don't know why I feel like shit. They say I'm fine but I'm not fine. I'm dying inside, and all I see are demons!"

-Pink Guy 'Help'
by OceanManTakeMeByTheHand! August 22, 2017
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The Emoji Movie

A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").

The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.

So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.

The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!

Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's concept seems rather... ridiculous. I'd rather watch a movie based on Siri.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
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The Emoji Movie

Probably the worst film in the world.
Thats why i want to watch it.
YOU SHOULD WATCH IT. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT.
Its like watching a hour long ad.
by Oliver Macdonald July 29, 2017
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As bad as the emoji movie

This phrase means that something (mainly movies) are very bad. The Emoji Movie is a movie released by Sony Animations in 2017. However it was received very poorly.
Person 1: Have you seen Sharknado?
Person 2: Yea, it was as bad as the emoji movie
by LeMate July 29, 2017
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The emoji movie

The reason God himself, never descends from heaven to greet humanity.
The emoji movie is a masterpiece ~some lil white girl 2017
by Dilmun October 17, 2017
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the emoji movie

a movie not appropriate for any ages
Friend: "Let's go see the emoji movie!"
Me: No. thats cancer you degenerate
by alilboi February 18, 2018
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The emotional lag

You know how after a breakup, the female partner breaks down right away whereas the guy holds it together and seems great dealing with it, that’s probably due to the emotional lag. According to a study by Binghamton University of New York, guys don’t feel as devastated as women in the first stages of breakups; it takes them more time to realize the loss. So after women go through all the stages of being miserable and managing to process it, guys experience the downs when women are finally about to move on. That explains why men try to contact their exes just in time they are over them.
Dude 1 : Why you so down now days .
Dude 2 : the emotional lag .
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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