Beiber Counter

a massive tool used to measure harmful radio activity. The more times it shows up on the dial, the more destructive the radiostation.

Did you hear that? The Beiber Counter just went off again. This radiostation is going to melt our minds! Quick Change the Channel!!

by naddanadda June 14, 2010

Counter-Strike

Oddly enough, the only game I ever played that it really sucked to be good at. Due to the (supposedly) high incidence of cheating, if you can actually master the basic manouvers of the average first person shooter (weapon selection, map knowledge, accurate and selective shooting) NOBODY will play with you.

As soon as your K:D ratio goes over 3.5:1, expect to be banned from most Counter-Strike servers.

by confuzzled February 22, 2005

Counter Psyche

When you know someone is trying to psyche you in a long drawn out psyche and you go along with it and just before they say psyche, you beat them to it. Also someone must be aware that you are attempting a Counter Psyche.

Person A:*Long Story*
B: Oh yea?
A: Yea, and by the way...
B:Psyche?
A:PSYCHE!
B:Owned...Counter Psyche!

by Lapolla & Van Dyke February 11, 2008

Counter-jack

To steal back your stuff plus the other persons belongings.

Henry put his camera down and got jacked. He ran after the theif and got his camera back and took the dudes bag and shoes. He straight counter-jack that guy.

by G2bME February 27, 2010

Counter-played

(KAUn-ter-PLAI-d)
To be hit back with another move of the sort.

"The man counter-played the women's card"
"The bully's attack was counter-played"

by Word Knower December 23, 2012

Counter-Stalk

To stalk someone back for stalking you.

Hemang was counter-stalking Jake Plichta because he's such a bad kid.

by C Tim December 22, 2008

Counter-Troll

A counter-troll is someone versed in the art of disarming an online troll, usually by out-witting, out-exasperating, or purposefully failing to be antagonized by the troll's actions.

These actions are different from feeding the troll as the latter involves giving the troll ammunition and sating its hunger for chaos and bedlam, whereas counter-trolling involves responding to the troll in a manner that leaves him/her with nowhere to go in terms of antagonistic actions, and will likely deter him/her from further trolling.

Note: Counter-Trolling must be done very carefully, as a desperate troll won't understand what's going on and resort to general pandemonium, resulting in combustion, turning the troll into a flamer.

TROLL: Counter-trolls are gay.
COUNTER-TROLL: ...and?
TROLL: That means you like it up the ass.
COUNTER-TROLL: ...and?
TROLL: That means you have a boyfriend you faggot.
COUNTER-TROLL: ...and?
TROLL: ...
TROLL: Fuck you.
*TROLL has signed off*
COUNTER-TROLL: Awesome, now I can wrap up my activity here in peace and quiet, go home, and sleep with my wife.

by KnaveryAbounds March 27, 2011