sittin' round the campfire we sing our campfire song,
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along
BUM BUM BUM (really quickly) C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! and if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along BUM BUM BUM
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song SONG!! (opera voice) song
(SMASH YOUR GUITAR NOW)
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along
BUM BUM BUM (really quickly) C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! and if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along BUM BUM BUM
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song SONG!! (opera voice) song
(SMASH YOUR GUITAR NOW)
by lollipop.com October 27, 2010

A person hopelessly stuck in reliving their supposed experiences of their past by bragging or story telling.like around the campfire while camping.
by iced cream scampi October 25, 2019

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
by Adrianrage December 30, 2024

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
by Big biscuit October 9, 2023

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.
by James S Beam April 8, 2022

When you and your friends are smoking some weed, and you can't get the lighter to light, because of wind, or whatever it may be. You tell them. Gather around the campfire, and they cover the flame with the hands.
You can also just say:
Gather
Campfire
You can also just say:
Gather
Campfire
by Warrior2509 April 20, 2010

A sexual action in which two (or more) people rub their penises together, for the purpose of sexual gratification.
by B1mb0 July 26, 2024
