burn the chicken

To fuck up a task intentionally so that you are never asked to perform that task again.

A: My wife keeps asking me to clean the dishes after dinner and I hate doing dishes.

B: Just burn the chicken. I burnt the chicken on that the first time my wife asked me. Now she does does them herself every time.

by BRfever2007 December 15, 2016

burn the house down

it is a substitute for the much used word ‘slay’ used by gen-z

burn the house down queen 💅🏿

by yoitslilz April 9, 2022

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

burn the grass

to pee
when you pee outdoors in a lawn, the part of the lawn where the pee directly splashes would stop growing and go yellow.

a girl on the phone: Alice, can you hold on for a sec, i totally need to burn the grass

by Humi_IELTS_09371927852 May 14, 2010

Burn The Clown

Throwing Paint on a girls vagina and lighting it on fire with a match.

Burn the clown is a crazy act.

by Venir October 8, 2011

burn the rice

The act of two men engaging in anal intercourse.

Man 1: "Hey man, do you want to burn the rice?"
Man 2: "No."
Man 1: "Good answer."

by capitalman2 March 29, 2008

burn the money

The act of revealing the ending to a movie and/or event (especially something that relies upon the ending to create suspense & drama), thereby making it unwatchable.

(Derived from the movie A Simple Plan - and, if you haven't seen it, well, I just burned the money)

Jackass: "Man, if I was A Simple Plan, I wouldn't burn the money, those idiots."
Foil: "Wait...they burn the money at the end? Thanks Jackass, way to burn the money."

by Danny January 15, 2004