thanos

a poor choice of design floting around in space with a golden oven mit bought from televison advertisment with pet rock collection

this is as bad as ,thanos

by Dead_ibz February 29, 2020

Thanos

A big sized grape with a rock collection

This is fuckin thanos

by Matis385 May 22, 2019

Thanos

Antagonist in Avengers Infinity War/Endgame. Some say he's Ivan Moody's twin. Couldn't seem to defeat Spoderman.
Ends up losing the war.
Seems to make promises he can't keep.
Bad Liar
May he rest in peace

I don’t remember asking you about your imperfections. You might win one battle but know this, I’ll win the war, says Thanos who is sadly mistaken.
"I am inevitable" Says Thanos, but once again is sadly mistaken.

by sOrrYjK May 1, 2019

Thanos

To cut in half or otherwise halve, as Thanos did to the human race in Infinity War.

I usually eat pizza way too fast, so I thanosed my appetite by eating some cereal beforehand, as to spare the rest of my family.

by -Noyz0Kitty- the Adventurer October 13, 2018

Thanos

A term for describing mass genocide. (Typically of main/"good" characters). Based on the Thanos snap from the marvel movie and comic series.

"(Everyone dies) THIS DUDE JUST PULLED A THANOS"

by gettrolledm8 November 8, 2018

Thanos

The 45th President of the United States of America. He has a throbbing purple cock and his jawline can cut glass. Women love him because of his asschin and because he is inevitable. His hobbies are genocide, killing his daughter, and fishing. Some say he is the true father of Xxxtentacion which would make him Gekyume’s grandfather. He killed Tony Swag because Tony Swag took his infinity stones from him. He got upset because his infinity stones are actually penis enlargement pills. Overall though, Thanos is a really cool and fun guy and is always down to hang and get fucked up with the boys.

Black Widow: I don’t think we should kill Thanos
Avengers: Why not?
Black Widow: Because he gave me the best dicking down of my entire last night. His rod is longer than Hulk’s
Hulk: Well he’s stupid for being purple. Fuck that clown lookin ass.
*Thanos appears*
Thanos: What did you say Hulk?
Hulk: uhhhh nothing sorry dawg
*Thanos dickslaps Hulk in the face*
*Hulk dies*
*Thanos leaves to go fishing*

by Youngchungus May 31, 2019

Thanos

A Purple Dude that wants to destroy Half of the Universe for some reason.

Hitler: We need to kill all of the Jews
Homie: Just like how Thanos wants to kill half the Universe?
Hitler: Wait, what?

by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018