Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 29, 2022

Southwest Pullout

While having intercourse on a diamond patterned blanket you pullout, stick a Native American flute up her ass and cum into her rattlesnake boot.

While in New Mexico I performed a flawless Southwest Pullout.

by harrymannipples August 20, 2018

southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

Southwest Texas

A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.

Yo homie I stay in Southwest Texas up here down on Fondren Rd.

by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018

Southwest

An ultra low cost large passenger airliner. It has a history of settings records from being the most profitable to the most unprofitable. It sets the profitable records by skimping on contracts and doing nickel and dime techniques to give their workers the worst employment of their lives. Then on December 2022 it set the record for the most unprofitable airline in the history of aviation, losing 1 billion usd in 4 days. They did this by skimping on investments for frontline employees and constantly short staffing people for years. I would avoid them as much as possible. This should remain in the history archives for records.

Hey Heard you got stranded by Southwest? Yeah they took my bagged, apparently they thought I gave it to them for free.

by The Worst in the Southwest May 10, 2023

Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 29, 2022