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Rotisserie cook

The act of roasting a guy while spinning him like a beer bottle and whoever he stops on has to roast him. Such humiliation can be a result of a guy that has been caught lacking in front of all the boys.

After the sorry lad has been caught lacking, the boys will tie the looser to an office chair, then the boys will gather around him in a circle, and spin him around gradually (like a rotisserie chicken in an oven) letting his rotation slowly stop, and then whoever is in direct eye sight of the victim at the time his rotation stops must roast him then spin his ass in the chair again and repeat the process until everybody in the circle has had a chance to roast him or he pleads guilty of being burned.
When we all heard him at the grocery store ask if “Amazon has an app?” As if he’s never used a smart phone before in his life, we knew we were gonna have to Rotisserie cook his dumb ass once we got back home
by B.A.B._OG September 14, 2022
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Rotisserie Tan

Tanning on the beach while having incredibly intimate sex.
Me and Marco rotisserie tanned on his private Malibu beach!
by TripodParty May 18, 2018
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Dutch Rotisserie

A group of men get together and form a circle. Each person will whip out their dicks and place their left hand as if they are in jerking off formation. The person on the left side will then proceed his right hand on the wrist of the hold’ie then in a calm no homo action, everyone will proceed to gently shake the wrist of the person to the right of you. Creating a Dutch Rotisserie.
Chris: “Wow what an experience I’ve never been a part of a Dutch Rotisserie before!”

Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”

James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”
by MegaBong September 9, 2023
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Rotisserie Chick

As a rotisserie chicken rotates around in order to cook, a rotisserie chick is a female that sleeps around.
As I stumbled out of the bar, visually disoriented, shoes dragging, with the local rotisserie chick hanging under my arm, I knew poor decisions would ensue.
by Chase Stoker March 26, 2022
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rotisserie sausage

When you rotate your dick inside the vagina during sex
Ima hit this hoe with the rotisserie sausage
by Potato on the barrel April 15, 2017
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Rotisserie Slam

The act of aggressively sitting on a sexual partner's face as they give you a rimjob.
I'm going to give my man a rotisserie slam when I get home.
by Homotech July 7, 2017
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romanian rotisserie

when you take a steaming shit on someone’s chest and then goon on them until you reach a state of goontosis
Lucas! Imma take a romanian rotisserie on your chest!
by theDestryctor February 26, 2024
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