turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.

Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.

by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009

nancy rant

To talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner much like Nancy Grace in her tv show when she talks about a case
like Casey Anthony.

The lady was so mad that she went on a Nancy rant.

by pinkymona July 18, 2011

molly rant

A long-winded, non-stop, fuming rant about something, often specifically relating to technology.

Wow. She totally went on a molly rant about that new cell phone price cut.

by Tommy V October 18, 2007

Rant Friend

The friend that you can tell any shit and they'll just listen, give feedback, and relate

"You are my rant friend." I said

by Bossanator1536 June 12, 2018

Hugo Rant

a rant where only asian males go on very long rants using big words such as Psychotomimetic. ...
Trichotillomania. ...
Omphaloskepsis. ...
Myrmecophilous. ...
Xenotransplantation. ...
Embourgeoisement.

to make themselves seem intelligent and more mature.

Hugo rant is

give me a xenon bow faggot

charles hugo beaver

why would i give you a xemon bow when you are calling me by the f slur
why the fuck do you need it you literally have the schematic

other

"the f slur" 🤓

charles hugo beaver
shut the fuck up
im trying to get into college without kids screenshotting the things i say
now if you had asked nicely, you would've gotten a xenon bow by now
but instead you displayed vicious hostility
therefore
your xenon bow is void

🤓

by The only anonymouse who is ok July 22, 2023

Girly Rant

A rant of epic proportions specifically about a girls new crush. Is only really accepted by girls.

Susan: Will you pardon me, I really have to girly rant.
Jill: Go ahead, I want to hear it.
Susan: GEE! Hes so cute, and hes got these great eyes, have I mentioned how funny he is? We have so much in common! Hes just amazing... (goes on)
Jill: Thats great!

by Katie E November 7, 2007

hat rant

Letting your frustrations out by videotaping a rant wearing different novelty hats.

Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.

I was so frustrated with the situation, I had to do a hat rant!

by Mr. Ropeman July 21, 2020