Poodle

Used to describe a male we is treated as and or behaves as a obedient lap dog.
One who is primped and pampered and patted on the head in reward of their obedience and malability

Man did you see Jake act s poodle when his wife showed up?

by Oakydoaky September 10, 2020

poodle

An old lady with white/grey hair, and bobs up and down and back in forth in the back seat of a car..you swear it was a fucking dog.

look at that poodle...its bouncin a lot..I think its gotta go out, honey...its your grandma.

by blazedncrazy50h4 September 1, 2004

Poodling

Shorthand for 'Poo Doodling'. The artistic creations left behind in the toilet basin after a particularly sticky shit.

Pete has been poodling in the office toilet. His poodle is worthy of a Turner Prize

by Stalyvegas April 22, 2016

poodle

Famous boy on the cover of Crumfin-it's multi-platinum album, 'Poodle Style'.

Aaron is such a poodle.

by Supercake Allstar January 31, 2004

poodle

Noun
A sorry French excuse for a "dog" that likes to lick saggy hairy balls all day long. They also enjoy expensive haircuts that will suck all the money out of your purse and caviar, but from a human.

"What kind of dog is that that is licking my balls?"
"Must be a poodle."

by Jaxie April 16, 2005

poodle

an extremely hairy penis

eww...i totally wouldnt bang him, he has a small poodle.

by jaime and ally December 25, 2007

Poodle

A sexual act in which one cums on a chihuahua (in a pinch, any dog will do), prefferably a black one, then uses the cum to stick fluffy white cotton in it, simulating a poodle haircut.

Aww, Nubi looks so cute as a poodle!

by Maramas October 9, 2006