A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.
Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"
guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
by anonymous anonyman January 20, 2013
A Kid who is Extremely dumb and lazy with little to no work effort, he always plays on his phone in any class he is in because he doesn't care if his future involves a McDonald's drive thru for 25 years
Who that elijah peterson kid is really dumb, so much so that he just might be a freshmen for years to come
by SkoolShooter November 22, 2019
by Bubba Cheeks November 3, 2009
Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.
by C J B November 6, 2019
by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004
the loudest vegan on the planet. tash peterson is an animal rights activist known for demonstrations at events where animals are abused.
by veganpropoganda October 1, 2021
A pregnant woman who was murdered, probably by her husband who was cheating on her two months before she was killed. Her body was found washed up on the beach in California. Her husband, Scott, is charged with murder. This story is all over the News and in the National Enquirer because it is very interesting.
by Anonymous June 28, 2003