Nagasaki Wake Up Call

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!

I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.

by D. Cox February 9, 2009

Nagasaki Shore

1. Any stereotypical modern Japanese single person.

2. Any Japanese person with ridiculously asian hair. Shiny Jackets will also increase the likelihood of getting this title.

"Dude, Nagasaki Shore to the fuckin' max."

by Primarch April 1, 2010

Nagasaki Salad Shooter

The vehement ass spray resultant from the Gas station sushi.

Shooter: Hey Turd, you coming out to the ye Ole Woodcellar tonight? Squirrelsy Temples are on the house!

Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

quan nagasaki

youre cook me sosig nooder breakfast i miss you..

quan nagasaki

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

Nagasaki Sweep

A move where you sweep someone onto their back and drop your balls in their mouth harder than the bomb dropped on Nagasaki.

"Yeah the gang fight was going well until someone went all Nagasaki Sweep on a dude."

by harness the power of the nut September 16, 2018

Nagasaki Nympho

When you take a live squid and place its hood over your erect penis. Gently move the squid back and fourth until you shoot your white ejaculate into it, thus completing a reverse inking and release the squid back into the wild.

I feel like sex and seafood tonight I better find a squid and do the Nagasaki Nympho and kill two birds with one stone

by Justin Thyme March 10, 2024

Nagasaki Nympho

When you take a live squid and place its hood over your erect penis. Gently move the squid back and fourth until you shoot your white ejaculate into it, thus completing a reverse inking and release the squid back into the wild.

I feel like sex and seafood tonight I better find a squid and do the Nagasaki Nympho and kill two birds with one stone

by Justin Thyme March 10, 2024