Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market
by Jawen July 8, 2014

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."
"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
by RedZebra November 29, 2010

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010

to take a massive shit
by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
by valet6969 October 6, 2010

by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015

by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003
