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Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market
Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth
by Jawen July 8, 2014
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Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."
"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
by RedZebra November 29, 2010
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release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010
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Release The Kraken

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.
by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010
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release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.
When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
by valet6969 October 6, 2010
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Ass Kraken

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure
Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line
by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015
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