The son of the almighty God. Our brother who died for our sins, so that we could be saved from our ever-sinful lives.
by iliketochill May 9, 2008
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son.
Girl: So what do you like to do?
Jesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.
Girl: Only Jesus can do that.
Jesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!
Mark 13:1
Jesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.
Girl: Only Jesus can do that.
Jesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!
Mark 13:1
by Blacktop Preacha May 22, 2005
Get the jesusmug. The coolest guy ever. My Savior and the Savior of mankind. Will come back at the end of the world to save His people. King of Kings, (not Triple H)
by Yaweh's Servant July 21, 2006
Get the Jesusmug. this cool dude with cool hippie hair who talked about how great it would be if everyone would stop being assholes to each other and just get along man. stop the hate!
how could you hate jesus?!
by rilesworth September 16, 2006
Get the jesusmug. a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 23, 2008
Get the jesusmug. by J-Smoove April 24, 2006
Get the jesusmug. by tcagle October 29, 2007
Get the a jesusmug.