Highway Pirate

Also known as a NoGood.

A group of people who roam Highways, usually in Vans or old cars. While roaming, they tend to drink, listen to loud music, plunder, and look for trouble at local truck stops.

They may not have a boat, or even sail the seven seas. But they will raid your truck, and your SUV.

The most famous band of Highway Pirates, would be The NoGood Scurvy Crew from Kingston Ontario. They leave their mark (NGSC) on over-passes and Truck Stop bathroom walls along the 401.

"Keep your eyes on the road, there be Highway Pirates in these parts."

"I'm a Highway Pirate, baby!"

"God Damn NoGood!"

by Rocko NoGood June 11, 2007

highway handy

A handjob given to the driver of a car on the highway. Best if done at night to avoid onlookers, but truckers will see you anyway.

We did not have anything to do for the 5 hour drive home, so I convinced my girl to give me a highway handy. It killed some time, but now we have to clean the steering wheel.

by Raptor1 January 30, 2007

Highway Ham

Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.

Usually served with a side of salted nuts.

After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.

by Spincter Brown October 11, 2011

40 Highway

U.S. Highway 40.

For some reason Missourians (Who mostly also pronounce Missouri wrong) say 40 Highway for Highway 40. They also do this for the other numbered state and U.S. highways, e.g., 71 Highway, 50 Highway, 7 Highway, etc. I have no idea why they do this, and I have come across no other group who does this.

by andy1 December 3, 2010

Bush Highway

Landing strip between the labia.

If you can't find the Bush highway, turn around and get your license.

by Lysditijger March 17, 2009

hershey highway

brown eye; poop shoot; bung hole; shit slide; back door; asshole; cornhole; rectum; "exits only"

I'd fuck her again. She let me stick my willy in the hershey highway!

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

highway robbery

to expensive, not worth the asking price, to much , ridiculously high,

It was highway robbery for the price of the concert tickets.

by Kennith Curnutt July 5, 2006