Piss Faint

when you taking a piss while standing up, specifically right after getting out of bed and you suddenly fall backwards into the tub because your blood pressure went to -100

john:"i piss fainted, and i think i hit my head!"

by Jews-Suck67420 November 17, 2025

Mitchell Faint

Asuka kinnie

That's a real "Mitchell Faint"

by Deez8469 September 12, 2021

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Faint

Describing a person lacking any substance or character.

(X) is always talking trash without merit. They are so faint.

by Candycore May 16, 2025

Faint young sun

I liked that one better.

Hym "I did like Faint Young Sun. But I might LITERALLY be Escanor so I'm showing my bias a little."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

faint-hearted

A faggot-ass nigga that can't take no thing cause he just be a faggot-ass crying nigga.

"Nigga you shouldn't go see your mum these days... That's just not be for the faint-hearted".
"What you talking about man? I'm the man of the house and it's really been a while since".
"Nigga she be with a straitjacket on man. Shut the fuck up and stay home nigga. I'll just go again, just shut up. The doc can't take no more of your scenes man".

by troll803 March 6, 2023