by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019
A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 25, 2019
An Act of Vengeance: To leave a pile of one's own or anothers feces in the middle of a room conspicuously. Upon entrance, the room's owner cleans the said pile. Weeks later, after cleaning and re-cleaning the original spot the owner finds the second pile, inconspicuously placed elsewhere in the room.
The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.
Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.
Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
After Saturday's Golf proz and Tennis Hoez party at Sigma Chi, Brendan and I pulled the decoy in those f*cker's chapter room.
by The Holmanimal December 11, 2009
When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 20, 2023
Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic
by BigPat710 December 10, 2021
decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.
in other words, some lame shit.
in other words, some lame shit.
by tt251 December 19, 2021