fuck em.
Known as police officers,
but really elaborate assholes in a uniform.
also known as Po Po's, the fuzz, the heat,
Known as police officers,
but really elaborate assholes in a uniform.
also known as Po Po's, the fuzz, the heat,
by GUndaSmit February 12, 2009
stupid whores that have nothing better to do then harrasing kids for skateboarding and giving them a fine for being out passed curfew
by marshal mathers August 19, 2006
noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead
dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.
A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.
by Kenny Naylor July 9, 2009