sittin' round the campfire we sing our campfire song,
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along
BUM BUM BUM (really quickly) C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! and if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along BUM BUM BUM
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song SONG!! (opera voice) song
(SMASH YOUR GUITAR NOW)
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along
BUM BUM BUM (really quickly) C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! and if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along BUM BUM BUM
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song SONG!! (opera voice) song
(SMASH YOUR GUITAR NOW)
by lollipop.com October 27, 2010

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
by Adrianrage December 30, 2024

A person who would rather stay at home then go out to the bar with friends.
Another way to say “homebody”.
A person who just bought a house/moved in to their apartment who does not want to leave.
Another way to say “homebody”.
A person who just bought a house/moved in to their apartment who does not want to leave.
Ugh, she is such a campfire person. She never wants to go to happy hour and stay out with us until 2am.
by Sjerseyslang May 15, 2023

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
by Big biscuit October 9, 2023

Person#1 “did u hear about how that girl canceled dogs for being annoying”
Person#2 “ikr shes such a campfire”
Person#2 “ikr shes such a campfire”
by Shadowsweeto May 30, 2021

by Ronald Burgundy October 4, 2022

Stoner: "Bro, pack me a campfire cone the dealer gave me all stems."
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Pothead: "Man I didn't put enough kindling in this campfire cone, it's taking forever to clear."
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Pothead: "Man I didn't put enough kindling in this campfire cone, it's taking forever to clear."
by GundagerFraggly May 4, 2020
