calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Marie Calamari

She succs leaving her throat hurting

Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage

by Oubaluige April 25, 2022

Calamari

A girl’s pussy.

I ate here pussy like it’s calamari

by Calamari girl May 21, 2021

Jewish calamari

Removed foreskin

Want some Jewish calamari?

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

calamari

a new dog breed invented by katie. calamaris enjoy long walks along the beach and romantic dates.

ITS A CALAMARI OMG

by kiiscool123 January 13, 2021