THE BEST BAND TO EVER EXIST!

they have the most covered song in history "Yesterday".

They have like 5 songs on the top 10 greatest rock songs of all time list and like 5 albums on that list

Lennon/McCartney are the most successful composers of all time

AND THIER MUSIC ROCKS
all you people (mainly teenagers) who refuse to listen to them, but say theyre bad should do some research because most of your "alternative" music wouldnt be around with out them

heres a hint, try listening to them, you will change your mind
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The Beatles
by hbriggely November 26, 2007
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the beatles are and always will be the best. they were super talented and don't let anyone tell you that the media overrated them. the media does that to everything. i usually respect other people's opinions, but not on this. when you think about it, they influeced everyone. in one way or another. i won't lash out on linkin park fans, but i will on green day fans. i'm a middle schooler who used to like green day, until i got sgt. pepper. so i threw away american idiot and got hooked on sgt pepper. after that i got the white album. really a great album, although the second disc isn't that great. unlike green day the beatles had MEANINGFUL lyrics (but i'm not sure if why don't we do it in the road is exactly meaningful). they also had great music. so what if their later stuff was drug influenced. they did that to expand their mind, and weren't like, "give me a joint the size of a car or i'll kill you," (well maybe john lennon). just to clarify george harrison was the LEAD guitarist. not rythem. the beatles are: paul mccarntey (bassist, sometimes guitarist, lead singer on his songs and songwriter with lennon. still alive) john lennon (rythm guitarist, singer on his songs and songwriter with mccarntey. shot 5 times by some nut in new york in 1980. he died 100 years too young) george harrison (my fav beatle. lead guitarist singer on his songs and i guess some of lennon/mccartney's but im not sure. by far the cutest beatle. was really nice and liked the sitar as shown on within you without you and others. after the beatles he did the concert for bangladesh, to help bangladesh, and was the producer on some of the monty python movies. died in 2001 after battling cancer. he too died 100 years too young) ringo starr (real name richard starky, drummer and wrote like 2 songs. sang a few of lennon/mccartney's. really good drummer and the most underestimated beatle. he will live forever)
green day fan: i love green day i'm going to dye my hair black and get tattoos on my dick. the beatles suck cos they don't have tattoos or died black hair.
beatle fan 1: so what? its not the hair or tattoos that matter, its the music.
beatle fan 2: i agree.
green day fan: well green day has way better music than the beatles.

beatle fans 1 and 2 with their friends beatles fans 3 and 4 torture green day fan, kill him, bring him back to life, and kill him again.
by shorty101 June 3, 2007
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The Beatles were one of the most influential bands in the history of the universe. They truly helped to cultivate the music we hear today. They are one kick ass band. I love here comes the sun.
Some Tone-Deaf Kid: I hate the Beatles.

Me: YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!
by Possibly Sane July 9, 2006
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If you wanna definition of the Beatles, just get a dictionary. Look under "awesome".
Waste of a Life: The Beatles are gay fags, they suck.

Me: What do you like, stupid dick, Linkin Park?

Waste of a Life: Yeah, they rock.

Me: Stupid @!#$

Waste of a Life: What?

Me: pull out machine gun Nothing.

I proceed to spray Waste of a Life with bullets. His head implodes into a medley of red gore and flesh (no brain, unsurprisingly). I take his Linkin Park CDs and burn them with a match. I play "Sgt. Pepper" really loud, and watch the REAL "gay fag" music burn.
by J Kode May 16, 2008
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One of the most pleasing sounds of the 20th century... contrary to those anti-cliche, burn-the-bandwagon sorts' beliefs, the beatles merely had a "cute", teenage-girl PHASE... they've got some pretty strange trippy stuff as well.
Who knows how the Beatles named themselves? I don't.
by The Ignorant American. June 27, 2003
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The Beatles. The world greatest band. Revolutionised music as a whole. Genuinely nice blokes.
The beatles typical conversation:

Lennon: "Paul, Did you know your future wife is going to be a money whore?"

PAul: "no, but thanks for telling me"
by THE_HIPPIE April 19, 2007
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A band that for some reason has been regarded as "The greatest rock band of all time." This is a false belief that is especially brought out by moden-day faggot hipsters that claim The Beatles "still influence the music culture and many other fronts of art in contemporary time." These people are usually young adults with a pretentious, smug attitude about themselves. The Beatles were no more original than their peers, as they bought into the psychedelic movement like others. But their music had more of a mainstream grab to it, fitting them for the general audience. Thus enabling them to be embraced more than others of their time. Other bands of their time and after offered an equal amount of and even more talent, soul and influence than they. They are the most over-rated and over-exposed band of all time, and will be for centuries to come, as there is a paradox through contemporary times that presents them as the greatest to have been. Their albums have gone stale through the century and the songs within them have become a cliche for choir classes, marching bands, high school/college students and older who claim they are "individuals" or "artists," and every magazine or book, especially Rolling Stone, that have named them in at least three spots on every top ten list they created. They are no better than any other great bands before and after the 60's. See also, Shakespeare.
The Beatles are the head of all hipsters.

The Beatles were no more passionate, soul driven or influential than Nirvana.
by ABCDEGHIIIIIIIJJJJJK November 13, 2011
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